玩2kmp的人基本都知道这个有点儿烦人的经纪人2K insider， 只要你暂时没有比赛，他就开始唧唧歪歪引用各种名人语录。但他又往往能给出一些有趣的建议，我们不能忽略他的话，毕竟他真的说出了很多哲理，咱不妨听听他到底说了些什么...

刚进MP新建人物时，你被迫必须听他几句废话，基本是这三段：

“When i was young, i never wanted to leave the court until i got things exactly correct. my dream was to become a pro”- Larry Bird

my man larry bird once said that, while looking back on his career, this guy was a role model for aspiring   NBA athletes, like yourself, i assume you r here because ur ready to see if u have wat it takes to make it in the NBA? lucky for u,i know wat it takes and i'm willing to help

”当我年轻的时候，我没达到自己的目标就绝不离开球场。我的梦想就是成为职业球员。“--拉里·伯德

当我的偶像拉里·伯德回顾他的职业生涯时，他曾经说过这么一句话。他绝对是一个有志气的NBA运动员的合适榜样。比如你，我猜你出现在这里就表明你已经准备好去证明你有打NBA的本事。你运气不错，因为我知道怎么去做，而且我愿意帮你。（臭屁）

"i've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why i succeed."- Michael Jordan

my man Michael Jordan once said that while discussing all the shots he missed during his career, all the losses his teams have taken, and all the game winning shots he has missed. the guy was a role model for aspiring athletes, like yourself, i assume you r here because ur ready to see if u have wat it takes to make it in the NBA? lucky for u,i know wat it takes and i'm willing to help

”在我的一生中，我失败过一次又一次，这就是我成功的原因.“--迈克尔·乔丹

当谈到他一生中投丢的球，输掉的比赛和错失的绝杀时我的偶像迈克尔·乔丹曾经这么说过。他绝对是一个有志气的NBA运动员的合适榜样。比如你，我猜你出现在这里就表明你已经准备好去证明你有打NBA的本事。你运气不错，因为我知道怎么去做，而且我愿意帮你。（依然臭屁）

"everybody on a championship team doesn't get publicity, but everyone can say he's a champion."-Magic Johnson

That's what the director of Showtime himself. Magic Johnson, said about winning the title. He made sure that his team was a well oiled machine and has a handful of championship rings to show for it. Do you think you have what it takes to become an NBAlegend like him? lucky for u,i know wat it takes and i'm willing to help

”不是冠军球队中的每个人都喜欢惹人注意，但每个人都有资格说他是总冠军，“--魔术师约翰逊（这里注意，很多人不知道Magic不是约翰逊的本名，但Magic名号实在太响，已经取代了他的本名：埃尔文·约翰逊。他算是唯一一个被人提起时会用外号代替本名的巨星）

这就是当”表演时刻“的”导演“魔术师约翰逊谈到获得总冠军时说的话。他把球队变成了完美工作的机器，并因此收获了一大把总冠军戒指。你运气不错，因为我知道怎么去做，而且我愿意帮你。（省略版臭屁）