《菲斯FEZ》立方体对话翻译

翻译了一下开头立方体的话。鉴于本人的英文水平有限，这里就不翻译成中文了。具体的密文解答参考这里，解读方式，从上到下从右到左。

 HI THERE HOW ARE YOU I WILL BE YOUR HEXAHEDRON TODAY

 SO THIS IS JUST A ROUTINE I DO NEED SOMEONE HERE JUST IN CASE SOMETHING GOES WRONG

 IF SOMETING DOES GO WRONG YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE MESS

 HEY WAIT A MINUTE CAN YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH  YOUR HEAD

 OH WELL YOU ARE HERE NOW MIGHT AS WELL DO THIS THING PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN

 ALL RIGHT WELLCOME TO THE CLUB ENJOY YOUR FREE HAT

 I KIND OF THOUGHT MAYBE THIS WOULD NOT WORK BECAUSE OF YOUR WEIRD HEAD BUT EVERYTHING LOOKS AOK FROM OUER HERE

 THANKS FOR THE HAND YOU CAN GO HOME NOW IT WAS VERY NICE TO MEET YOU

简单来说，就是立方体到FEZ世界做例行公事，让其帮忙做排错员。如果出问题了就去解决。为了方便工作就给他带有三维旋转能力的帽子。